Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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