U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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