youre lurking in front of me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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