hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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