so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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