That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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