Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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