R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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