She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i think im in europe. pls send help
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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