Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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