Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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