well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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