I think i peed on brittanys purse
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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