I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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