The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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