Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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