Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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