i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you mean i was at the winter classic?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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