I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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