I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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