ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so let's talk penis.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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