Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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