I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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