Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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