I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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