I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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