i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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