Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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