Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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