she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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