i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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