My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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