I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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