So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It's never too late to be topless.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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