Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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