Don't you send me to vm
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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