Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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