dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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