Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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