If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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