Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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