Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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