I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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