I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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