is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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