Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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