But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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