so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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