i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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