dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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