Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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